For some reason Dush, Barjun Singh, Gaswant Singh, Ladoo Prasad, Vanmohan and Gramadoss are in one place discussing the Indian economy.

Ladoo: I think the good performance of the railways has a lot to do with India's rising economy. With this, every Indian should buy cows. I will take the fodder contract
Barjun Singh: I have a plan ji! We will introduce reservation system here. Backward class cows will be sold first.
Gaswant Singh: This is ridiculous. I think we should confiscate money from all cricketers and build a cement factory
Barjun Singh: 33% reservation for women in employment ji!
Gramadoss: Women going to work is against ancient tamil culture. I strictly condemn this proposal of Barjun singh.
Gaswant Singh: Due to all this money, food prices are increasing.
Dush: With improving economy, you guys are demanding more nutritious food and you are eating lot. This has caused food price to increase in the US.
Gramadoss: aaaaaiii... Dush has spoken ill abt tamil culture and Indian culture. we should stop screening all the hollywood movies.
Ladoo: Vanmohan ji... what is your response?
Vanmohan: (Zonia ji... Can I talk?) According to Bongress high command, we can resolve this issue amicably.
Dush goes out for a smoke...

Gramadoss: Mr.Dush has to learn few things from Rajinikanth. Being a leader of a extremely powerful country. He is giving a wrong example to others.
Dush: I heard that Mukesh is building an awesome house in Mumbai
Barjun singh: Yes ji. First 6 floors are RESERVED for parking.
Ladoo: Barjun ji... can't you talk any thing other than reservation ji? Yes Mukesh house is gud. I cannot build from the revenue railways is generating
Vanmohan: Ladoo ji... revenue generated by railways is not your money.
Ladoo: Then who will enjoy all the money?
Gaswant: We should give employment to all poor people in India with that money.
Dush: I think over all India's health care has also improved.
Barjun: Yes ji. We have reserved 43% of mortuary space. In the rest 57% - 23% is reserved for women and the other 34% is open category.
Gramadoss: Mr.Dush... my son is the health minister and because of tamil culture only our health care has improved.
////****Dush leaves frustrated.****////
Gramadoss: Vanmohan... please support us for one more seat in Rajya sabha from Tamil Nadu.
Ladoo: No Vanmohan ji... I will not hand over Raliways department.
Vanmohan: Ministries are part of Lok Sabha Ladoo ji.
Barjun: I have an idea Gramadoss ji. We will create reservation for Rajya sabha members. We will allocate 15% for MPs from Tamil nadu.
Gaswant: Poor people should be brought in to politics. Some party should invite poor people. Some one should take care of them.
Vanmohan: Gaswant... why? Your party can take care of them right?
Gramadoss: That apart, I think we should ban Dasavatharam movie.
Barjun: Why?
Gramadoss: Dasavatharam is not a tamil name and Kamal is not glorifying tamil history...

and the conversation continues....